Camarón que se duerme, al cóctel se va.– My dad said this while we were eating. I don’t know if he made it up or heard it from someone else, but I thought it was hilarious.
A Bronx Tale
Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast
Though my love is insane, my reason calms the pain in my heart. It tells me to...– An erotomanic confined for 50 years [He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not]
I’m with Ben Hoffman suckas.
My dad warned me about this.
“No se deben de enamorar, porque los enamorados sufren mucho.”
We can dance if you wanna We can leave your...
What science majors talk about during dinner at...
Nadine: The thing about these menus, is that they don't tell you everything that's actually in the burgers.
Me: What? Really?
Nadine: Yeah! For example, in the royal red burger...they use margarine!
Me: Margarine!? That's the worst thing to eat!
Nadine: I know! If it had one more carbon it would be plastic!
The average amount of time the ball is in play on... →
tumbledore: People watch three hours of football to witness 11 minutes of actual play. This is why American football is boring and why basketball and soccer are the greatest sports in the world. 11 minutes of actual play 12 minutes of shots of the head coaches and referees 17 minutes of replays 60 minutes of commercials 75 minutes of shots of players huddling, standing at the line of...
Llovió cuatro años, once meses y dos días. Hubo épocas de llovizna en que todo...– Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I will be surprised...
If our place doesn’t flood…. It’s looking grim outside, guys.
lor3ana: Bright Eyes - At The Bottom Of...
We must stare into a crystal ball and only see the past. And in the caverns of...– At The Bottom Of Everything (via fuckyeahconor)
I have decided...
To begin realizing my life long dream…to be the first woman to play in the NBA. Don’t let the height fool ya, I get down like Mugsy, kid.
To him she seemed so beautiful, so seductive, so different from ordinary people,...– Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Love in the Time of Cholera
But please don’t cry, dry your eyes, never...
I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't...
ibreatheit: Bright Eyes - First day of my life ...
This kid was on a roll tonight.
After I accidently squirted lemon all over my sweater
Josemiguel: hahahahaha! People at the airport are gonna laugh at you.
Josemiguel: Cuz you're dirty...
Me: Oh my god...you're so weird.
Josemiguel: It's cuz my hip hurts...hip! hip! hip hip hoppin' you don't stop the rockin'!