February 2010
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January 2010
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“Camarón que se duerme, al cóctel se va.”
– My dad said this while we were eating. I don’t know if he made it up or heard it from someone else, but I thought it was hilarious.
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Jan 27th
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A Bronx Tale
Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast
Jan 26th
“Though my love is insane, my reason calms the pain in my heart. It tells me to...”
– An erotomanic confined for 50 years [He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not]
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WatchWatch
I’m with Ben Hoffman suckas.
Jan 23rd
My dad warned me about this.
“No se deben de enamorar, porque los enamorados sufren mucho.”
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
Listen We can dance if you wanna We can leave your...
Jan 22nd
What science majors talk about during dinner at...
Nadine: The thing about these menus, is that they don't tell you everything that's actually in the burgers.
Me: What? Really?
Nadine: Yeah! For example, in the royal red burger...they use margarine!
Me: Margarine!? That's the worst thing to eat!
Nadine: I know! If it had one more carbon it would be plastic!
Jan 22nd
The average amount of time the ball is in play on... →
tumbledore: People watch three hours of football to witness 11 minutes of actual play. This is why American football is boring and why basketball and soccer are the greatest sports in the world. 11 minutes of actual play 12 minutes of shots of the head coaches and referees 17 minutes of replays 60 minutes of commercials 75 minutes of shots of players huddling, standing at the line of...
Jan 21st
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“Llovió cuatro años, once meses y dos días. Hubo épocas de llovizna en que todo...”
– Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Jan 21st
I will be surprised...
If our place doesn’t flood…. It’s looking grim outside, guys.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
Listenlor3ana: Bright Eyes - At The Bottom Of...
Jan 20th
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“We must stare into a crystal ball and only see the past. And in the caverns of...”
– At The Bottom Of Everything (via fuckyeahconor)
Jan 20th
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Jan 16th
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I have decided...
To begin realizing my life long dream…to be the first woman to play in the NBA. Don’t let the height fool ya, I get down like Mugsy, kid.
Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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“To him she seemed so beautiful, so seductive, so different from ordinary people,...”
– Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Love in the Time of Cholera
Jan 12th
Listen But please don’t cry, dry your eyes, never...
Jan 12th
I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't...
(via chocolatedelight)
Jan 12th
Listenibreatheit: Bright Eyes  - First day of my life ...
Jan 12th
This kid was on a roll tonight.
After I accidently squirted lemon all over my sweater
Josemiguel: hahahahaha! People at the airport are gonna laugh at you.
Me: ...Why?
Josemiguel: Cuz you're dirty...
Jan 5th
Josemiguel: eeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Me: Oh my god...you're so weird.
Josemiguel: It's cuz my hip hurts...hip! hip! hip hip hoppin' you don't stop the rockin'!
Jan 5th